due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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We don't watch enough power rangers
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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