There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Randomize
