Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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