If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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