You really coming over, don't trick.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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