Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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