What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
