Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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