If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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