They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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