What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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