used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story