This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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