He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we made out on top of his cat.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Randomize
