You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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