So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
two words...techno handjob
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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