I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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