I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
