so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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