Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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