some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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