Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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