We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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