No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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