well most of my day revolves around power hour
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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