Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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