NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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