it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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