hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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