I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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