Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
should my penis look like a turkey
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
