i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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