belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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