The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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