I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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