we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH