Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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As shirtless as possible
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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