what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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