Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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