if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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