Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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