I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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