But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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