my soul wont recognize me after tonight
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
