using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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