Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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