Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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