just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just found puke in my bra..
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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