; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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