I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
