i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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