at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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