If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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